1. You do know photoshop can be pirated.

2. There IS GIMP, a free alternative to a badass paint program.

3. MS paint is OK to use, but if you use the default color palette, it gets really annoying staring at all those radical retina-ripping colors.

4. A sketch that is done on paper then scanned looks a hell of a lot better than a digital pic done in MS paint.

5. MS paint is shitty especially if you use only a mouse.

6. I hate MS paint.

There.

PS - I don't care what you think about pirating software. I don't give a shit if it's illegal; flaming me is not going to fucking stop it from happening.